Chiranjeevi meeting with SriKrishna committee

Here is how the conversation goes

Srikrishna:

why do you need united ap?
chiru:
sabanu alankarinchina peddalaku namaskaram,gouvaraneeyualaina sri krishna gariki na padabivandanalu,nati ramba laga unna ravinder kaur gariki na pratyeka namaskaralu,na fans ki chala chala kruthagnathalau,jai bolo bharat mata ki jai

Srikrishna:you still havent answered me?
chiru:
what?,i thought i did,anyway if you give telangana then ”box baddalaiddi,raffadistha and also me intlo unna mokkalanni pikestha”

Srikrishna::whatever,why did you support telangana in elections?
chiru:
that was not me,my double action,i guess you havent seen my movies..

Srikrishna::tell us one good reason for united ap?
chiru:
can i call my brother in law,
he calls aravind and get back to him saying since there is saying i told in movies “kalisi unte kaladu sukam,no matter what”,so unity is good,please dont ask me more about this,naaku shooting time ayyindhi.

Srikrishna::what do you think telangana people want?
chiru:
there is no desire for telangana in telangana,i stay in banjara hills,which is heartland of telangana,there nobody talks about telangana.
(chiru thinks he gave tremendous answer to committe and drinks one thumsup now)


Srikrishna::
unable to see chiru's overaction,srkrishna asks him about "egg incident" in telangana.
chiru:
that was just a feat like i did in movies,i was hungry,i wanted my fan to throw egg from down in public so that i can catch it with my mouth and eat it,but it just missed and hit my head,next time when i tour telangana i will try the same trick,but this time with chappals.
(now srikrishna applies navrathan tailam bought by chiru for headaches).

Srikrishna:
kcr is effective speaker,but chiru you are a great actor.
(chiru confirmed with members,srikrishna meant that he is a legend by good actor, and mohanbabu is just a celebrity,he is so happy and tought his meeting was so successful and also asks srikrishna not to open his report but put it in time capsule)

chiru:

naaku ee avakasham ichina peddalandariki,na fanski vela vela dandalu,ee speech rasichina paruchuri ki namasumanjali,finally he forgets where he is and says malli ee cinema 100days functionki vastha.